Under Penalty of Death

I swear and attest, under penalty of death, of this I know.
My dog absolutely loves Tom Ka Khai soup and Camembert cheese. Of this I know. No doubt on this score.
And I am the lucky man who is able to give her these worldly treats.
May the world keep spinnin’.
Bring on the Camembert! Bring on the Tom Ka Khai!.
Water for everyone! We gotta look good!!