Man did it

Man had an idea.
Didn't want to live in the South. Too hot. Didn't want to live in the North. Too cold. Man had an idea.
Discovered the exact midway point between the Equator and the North Pole officially bisected Cadot, Wisconsin, U.S.A. Man traveled there. Found a plot of land to his liking. Man bought it.
Man designed his house; the exact latitudinal point slicing directly through its midsection. That done, man built the house.
First day in, man sat in the Equator section of the den -cold drink in hand- waving north to all his new penguin and polar bear friends.
Finest kind of a day, it was. Not too hot, not too cold. Pea porridge in the pot.